I'm watching Fox News. And this guy literally just...
lolzpicx: I send you “Hey :)” And you just say “Hey.” I get no smiley back? Okay, fuck you too.
dearlydisturbed: I really love that “Breakfasts go unshared on Instagram” is an actual headline on the frontpage of CNN.
littleyaoithings: yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post
That one person that you just wanna...
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mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
xmorganmacabrex: liveinphoenix: lets take a moment to appreciate bass players ^^^ This. I’m so fuckin sick of it always being about the vocalist/guitar players. How about we take a moment to appreciate EVERY member of the band…vocals, keys, drums, bass, guitar….not just one person….each fucking person contributes to the music! just saying.
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
fivemexicangays: higga-nigga-4lyfe: randomostrichchocolates: 4 million and counting 5 million This should get to 10 million, come on people.
coagulates: i just logged into my myspace and I see a message from Colbie Caillat and then I opened it…
When you look at old conversations you had with...
feistodon: girl ask boy do u care about me boy say no girl start to cry boy say i OBAMAcare about u
sweetlasers: hey i just met you and this is jay z
thundergoddess: if u ever feel down just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj
frostythebiguy: nosdrinker: infamous-sonny: allthehiddlefeels: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. I… what did I just watch? everything i once knew is now a lie I’m laughing so hard This is literally my local new station here in VA… As long as I survive Monday I’m good XP
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
house phone rings
house phone stops
squidgology: when couples have the same profile pictures.
Fourth Quarter 2012
gagastolemyurl: Adele - Pregnant Katy Perry - Vacation Beyonce - Raising Satan Rihanna - Drunk Ke$ha - High Britney - Dead Christina - Fat Gaga - Slaying
This one time I told people my pokemon's names.
And one was Stupidjew. And this guy got so offended. And I was like
lost-and-unbound asked: Don't get creeped, but Chris showed me a picture of your (S)aint tattoo and i fucking love it xD