June 2012
house phone rings
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
house phone stops
squidgology:
when couples have the same profile pictures.
Fourth Quarter 2012
gagastolemyurl:
Adele - Pregnant
Katy Perry - Vacation
Beyonce - Raising Satan
Rihanna - Drunk
Ke$ha - High
Britney - Dead
Christina - Fat
Gaga - Slaying
This one time I told people my pokemon's names.
And one was Stupidjew. And this guy got so offended.
And I was like
lost-and-unbound asked: Don't get creeped, but Chris showed me a picture of your (S)aint tattoo and i fucking love it xD
